Finally Got My Shit Together

 Hey!

I finally got my shit together and put all the fantastic forays of  Big Al into one totally awesome book...The Adventures of Big Al Omnibus.  Everything from Poop is Good, World War Poo, Tale of Two Shitties, and Shoot the Moon are in there plus a several short stories that take a horrific twist on the wide wide world of Shitz.  This is a total must have!  You can get it here: Jon Flushing Books

                                                                                            Enjoy the holidays and stay safe!

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They're Here!!

It is that time of year again....Double Deuce Day!!  February 2 is the day for celebrating the fact that Poop Is Good!!  Tomorrow go to https://www.amazon.com/s?k=jon+flushing&ref=nb_sb_noss
 and get Poop Is Good and Word War Poo for FREE!!  Join in the celebration!!!  Don't be a party pooper!!

Triple Play on Double Deuce Day

On Saturday February 2nd you can get Poop Is Good, World War Poo, and Tale of Two Shitties for FREE on Amazon.com.  Join in the celebration!!!  Double Deuce Day!!!

Grab a copy of my new book, Shoot the Moon, while your at it and complete the Adventures of Big Al Series.  It's not free.  Bust out the old credit card and get it anyway.  Don't be cheap.  It just makes you look bad!!!

All Done

The latest installment of the Adventures of Big Al Series is all done.  Shoot the Moon is available on Amazon.com.  I highly recommend you get yer arse over there right now and check it out.  Better yet, grab the whole dang series.  Hey, I wouldn't shit ya.  These books are damn funny!  Go for it!

Flying Turd

Here is the cover for my new book: Shoot the Moon.  It was done by friend and fellow author, Doug Ward.  He did the covers for all of the books in the Adventures of Big Al series.  Look for it on Amazon.com soon.  You're gonna love this shit!!!

A Lovely Gift For You....Fools!

I'm offering World War Poo for FREE on Amazon.com from March 30 thru April 1.  Get your ass online next weekend and get yourself a copy.  Don't be a dumbshit...it's freakin' FREE!!!  (THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS TRICK!!!!  IT"S LEGIT or my name's not Jon Flushing!!!  You know that it is...you're on my freakin' blog spot, jackass!)

Double Deuce Day Is Here Again!!!!!

WOW!  It's hard to believe that it's February 2nd again!  An entire year has gone by since we last celebrated  Big Al's favorite holiday.  Join in the festivity by reading Poop Is Good, World War Poo, and/or Tale Of Two Shitties on Amazon.com.  Let's party, baby!!!!

Shit's Happening!

I wanted to let every one out there in Readerville know that a lot of stuff is going to be happening for your humble author in the weeks and months to come.  If ya got a minute, let me tell ya about it.

My next installment of the Adventures of Big Al series will be out soon.  It's called The Tale of Two Shitties.  The books has it all in it:  danger, excitement, friendship, betrayal, sex, adventure, humor, and, that's right...poop!  If you loved Poop is Good and World War Poo (available on Amazon.com), then you're totally going to dig the crap out of this book!

My story, The Devil's Due, will be included in an anthology of short stories due out next month.  I'm still not 100% sure what the title of the book is going to be as of yet.  When I know, you'll know.

Two of the guys that also wrote stories in the anthology are guys that I've known for quite some time.  We are looking at putting together a book of some of our short stories,  If all goes well, we should have something out by late spring.  Some of your favorite characters from the Adventures of Big Al will be certain to make an appearance.

The final installment of the Adventures of Big Al is nearly done.  It will take everyone's favorite Shitz on an odyssey that is truly other worldly.  I'm hoping to have it out by next summer.  Wish me luck!

As you can see, I'm a busy man.  Stay tuned for more information and updates.  I'm excited to have the opportunity to share more of my work with you.  Until then....

Thanks, Ya Crazy Bastards!

WOW!!!!  It's unbelievable!!!!  Nearly 800 of you got dear old dad the gift of his dreams...a free copy of World War Poo.  Seriously, I am humbled by the response.  I hope that the man who donated his sperm to help make you enjoyed it.  If it gave him a few chuckles, then it was all worth it!

So if he liked it, tell a friend.  If he hated it, tell a friend that he liked it.  Don't forget when ya get a chance check out Poop Is Good on Amazon.com for more laughs.  On the other hand, if ya need the shit scared out of ya go over to my website and download my new short story, The Devil's Due for FREE.

 Jon Flushing's Website

More Free Shit!!!

Sunday is Father's Day in the U.S.A. for all of you dumb shits that don't know any better.  Do something nice for your dear old dad.  Get him something memorable.  Not a freakin' tie!  For the record, dads hate freakin' ties.

Let him read World War Poo.  Better yet, let him read it for FREE!  This Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, you can do just that. Click on the picture above to take you to Amazon.com to do it.

Want Some Free Shit

First I made you laugh your ass off.  Now I'm going to scare the shit out of ya.  Head over to my website for a free download of my new short story, Click on the link to get there:  http://jflushing.wixsite.com/jflushing.

The Final Frontier

Today marks the 50th Anniversary of the television debut of Star Trek.  I'm not going to try to hide it, I'm a huge fan.  I just wanted to give a big "Thank You" to everyone who has been involved in making this a special part of so many lives over the past 5 decades.  You guys rock!!!!

In honor of this great achievement and with keeping to the theme of my books, I would like to share some lighthearted Star Trek humor.

Why did Captain Kirk poop on the ceiling?  He wanted to boldly go where no man had gone before!

What would you find in Captain Kirk's toilet?  The captain's log!

How is the U.S.S. Enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!

Why will Commander Riker never be called a turd?   Because he's Number One!

I hope you enjoyed!  If you want more poopie humor, check out my books on Amazon.com.  I'd love it if ya did!  Like me on Facebook when you get a minute.  Gotta run, a ton of shit to do.  Live long and prosper!!!!

More Crap Than You Know What To Do With

Autumn will soon be upon us.  Leaves will be changing color, a slight chill will be carried in the air, and (if all goes well) more shit will happen.  That's right, boys and girls, the next installment of the Adventures of Big Al will hopefully be released.  After World War Poo, what's next for our favorite Shitz?  You'll have to read A Tale of Two Shitties to find out.  Watch this very little ol' blog for more information on when the book will be released.

If you don't see this logo, then it doesn't mean shit!

Crapped Out

Spent the weekend in Vegas doing what people do in Vegas.  What the hell does that mean you ask.... lose money!  Busted, broke, penniless...pick one and it applies.  Had some fun, but it was time to come home and resume work on my new book:  Tale of Two Shitties.  I'm hoping to have it up on Amazon.com by the fall.  In the mean time, how's about you loyal readers out there go on Amazon and check out Poop Is Good and World War Poo.  This down on his luck author could really use some funds right now.  Do me a solid and buy them today!

Thanks Big Time!

You can't forget the people who give a shit about you.  Over a year ago I told my old buddy and fellow author, Doug Ward, about a crazy idea I had about writing a book about poop.  Doug's response, "Go for it!"  Not only did he encourage me, but he has helped me out at every step along the way.  Doug did the cover illustrations for my books, Poop Is Good and World War Poo,  and also created the WWP logo for the series.  Thanks Doug...for everything!

You can check out Doug Ward's books on Amazon.com.  His True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse series is amazing and I love his humor and words of wisdom in Ward's Laws.  Depending on your mood, Doug's books can either scare the shit out of you or make you laugh your ass off.  Do me a solid and go give 'em a read.

While your on Amazon.com, grab a copy of Poop Is Good and/or World War Poo.  I'd greatly appreciate it!  Ta-ta for now.  I'm out!  (That's what Big Al said!)

Loco for the Logo

If you want to make sure that you are reading genuine World War Poo books, check for the WWP logo in the upper right hand corner of the cover.  If you don't see it, then your're probably reading some other shit.

Check Out My Shit

Hey out there in reader land,  I wanted to share my book covers with you.  The two books are available on Amazon.com.  If you get a few minutes and want to have a couple of yuk yuks, check 'em out.