Finally Got My Shit Together

 Hey!

I finally got my shit together and put all the fantastic forays of  Big Al into one totally awesome book...The Adventures of Big Al Omnibus.  Everything from Poop is Good, World War Poo, Tale of Two Shitties, and Shoot the Moon are in there plus a several short stories that take a horrific twist on the wide wide world of Shitz.  This is a total must have!  You can get it here: Jon Flushing Books

                                                                                            Enjoy the holidays and stay safe!

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Double Deuce Day Is Here Again!!!!!

WOW!  It's hard to believe that it's February 2nd again!  An entire year has gone by since we last celebrated  Big Al's favorite holiday.  Join in the festivity by reading Poop Is Good, World War Poo, and/or Tale Of Two Shitties on Amazon.com.  Let's party, baby!!!!

The Final Frontier

Today marks the 50th Anniversary of the television debut of Star Trek.  I'm not going to try to hide it, I'm a huge fan.  I just wanted to give a big "Thank You" to everyone who has been involved in making this a special part of so many lives over the past 5 decades.  You guys rock!!!!

In honor of this great achievement and with keeping to the theme of my books, I would like to share some lighthearted Star Trek humor.

Why did Captain Kirk poop on the ceiling?  He wanted to boldly go where no man had gone before!

What would you find in Captain Kirk's toilet?  The captain's log!

How is the U.S.S. Enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!

Why will Commander Riker never be called a turd?   Because he's Number One!

I hope you enjoyed!  If you want more poopie humor, check out my books on Amazon.com.  I'd love it if ya did!  Like me on Facebook when you get a minute.  Gotta run, a ton of shit to do.  Live long and prosper!!!!

Thanks Big Time!

You can't forget the people who give a shit about you.  Over a year ago I told my old buddy and fellow author, Doug Ward, about a crazy idea I had about writing a book about poop.  Doug's response, "Go for it!"  Not only did he encourage me, but he has helped me out at every step along the way.  Doug did the cover illustrations for my books, Poop Is Good and World War Poo,  and also created the WWP logo for the series.  Thanks Doug...for everything!

You can check out Doug Ward's books on Amazon.com.  His True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse series is amazing and I love his humor and words of wisdom in Ward's Laws.  Depending on your mood, Doug's books can either scare the shit out of you or make you laugh your ass off.  Do me a solid and go give 'em a read.

While your on Amazon.com, grab a copy of Poop Is Good and/or World War Poo.  I'd greatly appreciate it!  Ta-ta for now.  I'm out!  (That's what Big Al said!)

Check Out My Shit

Hey out there in reader land,  I wanted to share my book covers with you.  The two books are available on Amazon.com.  If you get a few minutes and want to have a couple of yuk yuks, check 'em out.