Shit Happens

Just about the time that you think that you have your shit together and your truly rolling along...BAM! That's right, out of left field somewhere comes some crap that you just didn't see.  You can understand how that could become a really big mess (pun intended!).  With this said, I have had some minor issues with being able to get the next installment in the Adventures of Big Al saga out on time.  I know that you're all sitting out there thinking to yourself well that's kind of shitty.  Now I don't disagree with you.  Heck, I pretty darn disappointed myself.  I want you all to be able to get your fill of my favorite little Shitz and his buddy Duncan.  Just know that I'm working on it and will get out an update as soon s I can.  Until then, keep the crap real!

The Final Frontier

Today marks the 50th Anniversary of the television debut of Star Trek.  I'm not going to try to hide it, I'm a huge fan.  I just wanted to give a big "Thank You" to everyone who has been involved in making this a special part of so many lives over the past 5 decades.  You guys rock!!!!

In honor of this great achievement and with keeping to the theme of my books, I would like to share some lighthearted Star Trek humor.

Why did Captain Kirk poop on the ceiling?  He wanted to boldly go where no man had gone before!

What would you find in Captain Kirk's toilet?  The captain's log!

How is the U.S.S. Enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!

Why will Commander Riker never be called a turd?   Because he's Number One!

I hope you enjoyed!  If you want more poopie humor, check out my books on Amazon.com.  I'd love it if ya did!  Like me on Facebook when you get a minute.  Gotta run, a ton of shit to do.  Live long and prosper!!!!

If It's Free, It's Me

That's right all you Shitheads out there, Poop Is Good will be absolutely 100% free this Sunday and Monday on Amazon.com.  If you haven't read it yet, now's the perfect time.  You'll laugh your ass off.  Trust me, I'm a doctor....actor???...author!  Be cool!  Enjoy the weekend!!!!

Poop Is Good

All Done...Now Wipe

Yep.  It's done.  I finished it last night; A Tale of Two Shitties, the newest book in The Adventures of Big Al series.  It was a labor of love from start to finish.  If you believe that crap I'll tell ya a whole lot more.  I like it and I hope that you will too.  So now off it goes to the editor.  I'm hoping to get the cover art going in the next few weeks.  If all goes well, maybe you'll see it up on Amazon later this fall.

In the mean time, check out Poop Is Good and World War Poo.  They're both a great read while you're sitting on the shitter.  Get off my blog and go check 'em out right now! Go!!!!

On Sale Now!!!!

Get over to Amazon.com right now to get World War Poo for just 99 cents!!!!  The offer lasts until August 27th.  Save yourself a few bucks and enjoy some down home good honest genuine reading pleasure.  You won't regret it!  Click on the link:  World War Poo

More Crap Than You Know What To Do With

Autumn will soon be upon us.  Leaves will be changing color, a slight chill will be carried in the air, and (if all goes well) more shit will happen.  That's right, boys and girls, the next installment of the Adventures of Big Al will hopefully be released.  After World War Poo, what's next for our favorite Shitz?  You'll have to read A Tale of Two Shitties to find out.  Watch this very little ol' blog for more information on when the book will be released.

If you don't see this logo, then it doesn't mean shit!

Crapped Out

Spent the weekend in Vegas doing what people do in Vegas.  What the hell does that mean you ask.... lose money!  Busted, broke, penniless...pick one and it applies.  Had some fun, but it was time to come home and resume work on my new book:  Tale of Two Shitties.  I'm hoping to have it up on Amazon.com by the fall.  In the mean time, how's about you loyal readers out there go on Amazon and check out Poop Is Good and World War Poo.  This down on his luck author could really use some funds right now.  Do me a solid and buy them today!

Thanks Big Time!

You can't forget the people who give a shit about you.  Over a year ago I told my old buddy and fellow author, Doug Ward, about a crazy idea I had about writing a book about poop.  Doug's response, "Go for it!"  Not only did he encourage me, but he has helped me out at every step along the way.  Doug did the cover illustrations for my books, Poop Is Good and World War Poo,  and also created the WWP logo for the series.  Thanks Doug...for everything!

You can check out Doug Ward's books on Amazon.com.  His True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse series is amazing and I love his humor and words of wisdom in Ward's Laws.  Depending on your mood, Doug's books can either scare the shit out of you or make you laugh your ass off.  Do me a solid and go give 'em a read.

While your on Amazon.com, grab a copy of Poop Is Good and/or World War Poo.  I'd greatly appreciate it!  Ta-ta for now.  I'm out!  (That's what Big Al said!)

Loco for the Logo

If you want to make sure that you are reading genuine World War Poo books, check for the WWP logo in the upper right hand corner of the cover.  If you don't see it, then your're probably reading some other shit.

Check Out My Shit

Hey out there in reader land,  I wanted to share my book covers with you.  The two books are available on Amazon.com.  If you get a few minutes and want to have a couple of yuk yuks, check 'em out.