Ya Gotta Love This Shit

A big happy holidays to all of you out there!  To add to your festive spirit, I got little something for ya and I'm sure YULE love it.  I'm offering Poop Is Good for FREE from December 25th to December 29th.  Go over to Amazon.com and get yourself a copy.  Tell 'em Santa sent ya (it won't mean shit to them but you can tell 'em anyway).  Enjoy!

Dog Poopie X 3

Yo Beloved Shitheads!  I'm here to tell ya all about my new stuff that I have in a new short story anthology titled: Dreams of Cerberus.  The title came from my old pal B.C. Richards who thought that it sounded sorta cool since there were three writers doing a bunch of horror stories.

I wrote three of the stories and did another with B.C. and Len Herrington.  The stories bring a dark twist to some of your favorite characters from the Adventures of Big Al Series and I also introduce a couple of new ones.

You can get the book and read the amazing stories from the three of us by clicking on the image below.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/757675

All Finished

Both Tale Of Two Shitties and Tome Of Terror are now available online.  I have to say that I couldn't be happier.  Tale of Two Shitties is Book 2 in the Adventures of Big Al series.  My short story, The Devil's Due, appears in Tome Of Terror.  Tome Of Terror is anthology of short horror stories.  My fellow authors in the Writers 3, Leonard Herrington and B.C. Richards, also have stories in the book.

You can get Tale Of Two Shitties on Amazaon.com.  Tome Of Terror is available on both Amazon.com and on Smashwords.  Stop sitting here reading my blog and go check these great books out!

My Shit's In Here

My short story, The Devil's Due, will be included in a new anthology of short horror stories titled,  Tome of Terror.  It will be out in the days to come.  I'll pass along the info. as soon as I get the official low done.  Check out the cover below.

Poop and Guns

Here's a sneak preview of the cover for my new book:  Tale of Two Shitties (The Adventures of Big Al).  The book will be available on Amazon.com very soon.  Stay tuned for more information!

Shit's Happening!

I wanted to let every one out there in Readerville know that a lot of stuff is going to be happening for your humble author in the weeks and months to come.  If ya got a minute, let me tell ya about it.

My next installment of the Adventures of Big Al series will be out soon.  It's called The Tale of Two Shitties.  The books has it all in it:  danger, excitement, friendship, betrayal, sex, adventure, humor, and, that's right...poop!  If you loved Poop is Good and World War Poo (available on Amazon.com), then you're totally going to dig the crap out of this book!

My story, The Devil's Due, will be included in an anthology of short stories due out next month.  I'm still not 100% sure what the title of the book is going to be as of yet.  When I know, you'll know.

Two of the guys that also wrote stories in the anthology are guys that I've known for quite some time.  We are looking at putting together a book of some of our short stories,  If all goes well, we should have something out by late spring.  Some of your favorite characters from the Adventures of Big Al will be certain to make an appearance.

The final installment of the Adventures of Big Al is nearly done.  It will take everyone's favorite Shitz on an odyssey that is truly other worldly.  I'm hoping to have it out by next summer.  Wish me luck!

As you can see, I'm a busy man.  Stay tuned for more information and updates.  I'm excited to have the opportunity to share more of my work with you.  Until then....

Thanks, Ya Crazy Bastards!

WOW!!!!  It's unbelievable!!!!  Nearly 800 of you got dear old dad the gift of his dreams...a free copy of World War Poo.  Seriously, I am humbled by the response.  I hope that the man who donated his sperm to help make you enjoyed it.  If it gave him a few chuckles, then it was all worth it!

So if he liked it, tell a friend.  If he hated it, tell a friend that he liked it.  Don't forget when ya get a chance check out Poop Is Good on Amazon.com for more laughs.  On the other hand, if ya need the shit scared out of ya go over to my website and download my new short story, The Devil's Due for FREE.

 Jon Flushing's Website

More Free Shit!!!

Sunday is Father's Day in the U.S.A. for all of you dumb shits that don't know any better.  Do something nice for your dear old dad.  Get him something memorable.  Not a freakin' tie!  For the record, dads hate freakin' ties.

Let him read World War Poo.  Better yet, let him read it for FREE!  This Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, you can do just that. Click on the picture above to take you to Amazon.com to do it.

Want Some Free Shit

First I made you laugh your ass off.  Now I'm going to scare the shit out of ya.  Head over to my website for a free download of my new short story, Click on the link to get there:  http://jflushing.wixsite.com/jflushing.

Double Deuce Day

Get your ass over to Amazon.com tomorrow (February 2) to check out everyone's favorite turd, Big Al, as he explains the many ways to celebrate the International Shitz Festival of Feces known as Double Deuce Day!  Join in this amazing gala of Poop Culture by reading Poop Is Good for FREE!  Get in touch with your inner poopie and have a shit-load-of-fun at the same time!!  Poop Is Good...read it for FREE tomorrow only on Amazon.com!