Finally Got My Shit Together

 Hey!

I finally got my shit together and put all the fantastic forays of  Big Al into one totally awesome book...The Adventures of Big Al Omnibus.  Everything from Poop is Good, World War Poo, Tale of Two Shitties, and Shoot the Moon are in there plus a several short stories that take a horrific twist on the wide wide world of Shitz.  This is a total must have!  You can get it here: Jon Flushing Books

                                                                                            Enjoy the holidays and stay safe!

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Space Junk

 Hey All,

I got together with my old Writers 3 buds and put together an amazing new sci fi story.  It's called Peace at Last and it appears in a new collection of short stories titled: Future Imperfect.  Lots of great stories by a wonderful group of writers from Western PA.  (Except Scott, who is from the eastern part of the state...we like him any way!)  Enjoy a little escapism and check it out over the holidays! You can find it here:  https://www.amazon.com/Jon-Flushing/e/B0762TRVJS%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share

                                                                                 Enjoy and stay safe out there!

                                                                                                                        Jon

While You're Hanging Out

Since you've got plenty of time on your hands these days, why don't you jump over to the old Writers 3 website ( https://jflushing.wixsite.com/writers3/books ) and check out some of our stuff.  My shit's the best by far (I'm sure Len and B.C. would disagree!)  Our books are all online so I can't help ya out with tearing the pages out and using them as toilet paper when your done reading.  But what I can offer you is some damn fine stories that will take your mind off these tough times.  Go on and take a look.

On behalf of my fellow Writers 3, stay well, stay  safe, and stay in!  Don't forget to wash your hands!!!

They're Here!!

It is that time of year again....Double Deuce Day!!  February 2 is the day for celebrating the fact that Poop Is Good!!  Tomorrow go to https://www.amazon.com/s?k=jon+flushing&ref=nb_sb_noss
 and get Poop Is Good and Word War Poo for FREE!!  Join in the celebration!!!  Don't be a party pooper!!

Book Buddies

My good friend, B.C. Richards, just put out his first book, Bloodhaven.  While my man was all too kind to include my name on the cover, make no mistake, this is 100%, a B.C. Richards book.  I was extremely happy to help out my buddy just a little at the end to get it finished.  I'm proud of him.  This was a long time in the making and it really is an amazing book.  Way to go, big guy!  Do my man a solid and get a copy today.  Click on the image below to get to 

Damn Fine

Hey Yinz (as we like to say here in Picksburgh en at!),


B.C. Richards, Leonard Herrington, and I have some new books headed you way.  The one we just finished is Blood & Steel and you can get it on Amazon.  The other book is called Tales from the Grimacing Goblin and will be out shortly.  If you like my stories and those by my fellow Writers 3, then go check these out.  We'd all appreciate it if yinz did!

                                                                                                                   Until next time!
                                                                                                                                       Jon

                                                                           

                                                       

Doing a Solid

My friend and fellow Writer 3, Leonard Herrington, has just put out a new book titled Elmdale Sagas: Book 3 on Smashwords.com.  It's a book of short horror stories set in a sleepy little American town called Elmdale.  I read it and think it's pretty damn good.  See of you can figure out which character is based on little old me (it shouldn't be too hard).  My old buddy, B.C. Richards, makes an appearance or two in it as well.  Don't be a hemorrhoid, go check it out.

Here's the link in case you're a lazy ass like me: Elmdale Sagas: Book 3

Jump On It

My fellow Writers 3 and I have all of our books on special in July. My Adventures of Big Al Series will be FREE on the Fourth of July so take advantage of that.  You can get them over at Amazon.com.  Len has his two Elmdale Sagas Books for just 99 cents each during the month of July.  Do old Herrington a solid and get them on Smashwords.  Lastly, the three of us have Dreams of Cerberus  as well as Tome of Terror and The Forging of the Ring (books which we have stories in) for FREE on Smashwords during July.  That's a heck of a lot of books for FREE or at a great price.  So this July, JUMP ON IT and get reading!!!

*The Writers 3 are Jon Flushing, Leonard Herrington, and B.C. Richards.    https://jflushing.wixsite.com/writers3/books

March Madness

I know everybody loves free shit.  So, from March 3 - March 9, I and the rest of the Writes 3 (Leonard Herrington and B.C. Richards)  have books on Smashwords.com for FREE!!!  Get on over there and see for yourself.  There FREE...FREE, FREE, FREE!!!

Even More Shit

In the event that you just can't get enough of the cast of characters that you have grown to love in the Adventures of Big Al Series, you can read additional stories about them in these fine books.  Tome of Terror and Dreams of Cerberus each contain short horror stories that I did for these anthologies.  The books contain stories from my fellow Writers 3 as-well-as from a bunch of other great authors.  Check 'em out on  jflushing.wixsite.com/writers3

Triple Play on Double Deuce Day

On Saturday February 2nd you can get Poop Is Good, World War Poo, and Tale of Two Shitties for FREE on Amazon.com.  Join in the celebration!!!  Double Deuce Day!!!

Grab a copy of my new book, Shoot the Moon, while your at it and complete the Adventures of Big Al Series.  It's not free.  Bust out the old credit card and get it anyway.  Don't be cheap.  It just makes you look bad!!!

You Need This Shit And It's FREE!!!

For everyone that's getting crapped on these days (you know what I mean), here's a little something to lift your spirits. You can get my new book, Shoot The Moon, for FREE from 1/14/19 through 1/18/19 on http://Amazon.com  . At least I can try to give ya a couple of yuk-yuks. Sorry, but I can't help with the rest of the stuff.

All Done

The latest installment of the Adventures of Big Al Series is all done.  Shoot the Moon is available on Amazon.com.  I highly recommend you get yer arse over there right now and check it out.  Better yet, grab the whole dang series.  Hey, I wouldn't shit ya.  These books are damn funny!  Go for it!

Flying Turd

Here is the cover for my new book: Shoot the Moon.  It was done by friend and fellow author, Doug Ward.  He did the covers for all of the books in the Adventures of Big Al series.  Look for it on Amazon.com soon.  You're gonna love this shit!!!

It's Just A Fantasy

I did it again.  Yep, your old buddy, Jon Flushing, has a story in this new anthology of fantasy tales titled,  The Forging of The Ring.  It's called The Last Hope.  The story has a little bit of everything in it including some bathroom humor.  There are other great fantasy adventures by my fellow Writers 3 (Len Herrington and B.C. Richards), as well as authors such as Doug Ward and Scott Lee.  The Forging of the Ring is available on Amazon.com.

Lost In Space

Yo!
Just wanted to get an update out there.  I'm putting the final touches on Shoot The Moon, the third book in the Adventures of Big Al series.  This one takes Duncan and Poo Crew across the country, around the world, and beyond!  It is one wild ass ride!  It's looking like a late summer early fall release.  Stay tuned for more.

My good friend and fellow member of the Writers 3, Leonard Herrington, just put up a new ebook on Smashwords.  It's called Elmdale Sagas: Book Two.  While you're waiting for Shoot The Moon, why don't you head on over to Smashwords and check out Len's new book.  I'm sure that he would appreciate it.

Until next time, go take a dump or sumthin'!!!

A Lovely Gift For You....Fools!

I'm offering World War Poo for FREE on Amazon.com from March 30 thru April 1.  Get your ass online next weekend and get yourself a copy.  Don't be a dumbshit...it's freakin' FREE!!!  (THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS TRICK!!!!  IT"S LEGIT or my name's not Jon Flushing!!!  You know that it is...you're on my freakin' blog spot, jackass!)

Double Deuce Day Is Here Again!!!!!

WOW!  It's hard to believe that it's February 2nd again!  An entire year has gone by since we last celebrated  Big Al's favorite holiday.  Join in the festivity by reading Poop Is Good, World War Poo, and/or Tale Of Two Shitties on Amazon.com.  Let's party, baby!!!!

Ya Gotta Love This Shit

A big happy holidays to all of you out there!  To add to your festive spirit, I got little something for ya and I'm sure YULE love it.  I'm offering Poop Is Good for FREE from December 25th to December 29th.  Go over to Amazon.com and get yourself a copy.  Tell 'em Santa sent ya (it won't mean shit to them but you can tell 'em anyway).  Enjoy!

Dog Poopie X 3

Yo Beloved Shitheads!  I'm here to tell ya all about my new stuff that I have in a new short story anthology titled: Dreams of Cerberus.  The title came from my old pal B.C. Richards who thought that it sounded sorta cool since there were three writers doing a bunch of horror stories.

I wrote three of the stories and did another with B.C. and Len Herrington.  The stories bring a dark twist to some of your favorite characters from the Adventures of Big Al Series and I also introduce a couple of new ones.

You can get the book and read the amazing stories from the three of us by clicking on the image below.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/757675