The Final Frontier

Today marks the 50th Anniversary of the television debut of Star Trek.  I'm not going to try to hide it, I'm a huge fan.  I just wanted to give a big "Thank You" to everyone who has been involved in making this a special part of so many lives over the past 5 decades.  You guys rock!!!!

In honor of this great achievement and with keeping to the theme of my books, I would like to share some lighthearted Star Trek humor.

Why did Captain Kirk poop on the ceiling?  He wanted to boldly go where no man had gone before!

What would you find in Captain Kirk's toilet?  The captain's log!

How is the U.S.S. Enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!

Why will Commander Riker never be called a turd?   Because he's Number One!

I hope you enjoyed!  If you want more poopie humor, check out my books on Amazon.com.  I'd love it if ya did!  Like me on Facebook when you get a minute.  Gotta run, a ton of shit to do.  Live long and prosper!!!!

If It's Free, It's Me

That's right all you Shitheads out there, Poop Is Good will be absolutely 100% free this Sunday and Monday on Amazon.com.  If you haven't read it yet, now's the perfect time.  You'll laugh your ass off.  Trust me, I'm a doctor....actor???...author!  Be cool!  Enjoy the weekend!!!!

Poop Is Good