Poop and Guns

Here's a sneak preview of the cover for my new book:  Tale of Two Shitties (The Adventures of Big Al).  The book will be available on Amazon.com very soon.  Stay tuned for more information!

Shit's Happening!

I wanted to let every one out there in Readerville know that a lot of stuff is going to be happening for your humble author in the weeks and months to come.  If ya got a minute, let me tell ya about it.

My next installment of the Adventures of Big Al series will be out soon.  It's called The Tale of Two Shitties.  The books has it all in it:  danger, excitement, friendship, betrayal, sex, adventure, humor, and, that's right...poop!  If you loved Poop is Good and World War Poo (available on Amazon.com), then you're totally going to dig the crap out of this book!

My story, The Devil's Due, will be included in an anthology of short stories due out next month.  I'm still not 100% sure what the title of the book is going to be as of yet.  When I know, you'll know.

Two of the guys that also wrote stories in the anthology are guys that I've known for quite some time.  We are looking at putting together a book of some of our short stories,  If all goes well, we should have something out by late spring.  Some of your favorite characters from the Adventures of Big Al will be certain to make an appearance.

The final installment of the Adventures of Big Al is nearly done.  It will take everyone's favorite Shitz on an odyssey that is truly other worldly.  I'm hoping to have it out by next summer.  Wish me luck!

As you can see, I'm a busy man.  Stay tuned for more information and updates.  I'm excited to have the opportunity to share more of my work with you.  Until then....

Thanks, Ya Crazy Bastards!

WOW!!!!  It's unbelievable!!!!  Nearly 800 of you got dear old dad the gift of his dreams...a free copy of World War Poo.  Seriously, I am humbled by the response.  I hope that the man who donated his sperm to help make you enjoyed it.  If it gave him a few chuckles, then it was all worth it!

So if he liked it, tell a friend.  If he hated it, tell a friend that he liked it.  Don't forget when ya get a chance check out Poop Is Good on Amazon.com for more laughs.  On the other hand, if ya need the shit scared out of ya go over to my website and download my new short story, The Devil's Due for FREE.

 Jon Flushing's Website

More Free Shit!!!

Sunday is Father's Day in the U.S.A. for all of you dumb shits that don't know any better.  Do something nice for your dear old dad.  Get him something memorable.  Not a freakin' tie!  For the record, dads hate freakin' ties.

Let him read World War Poo.  Better yet, let him read it for FREE!  This Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, you can do just that. Click on the picture above to take you to Amazon.com to do it.

Want Some Free Shit

First I made you laugh your ass off.  Now I'm going to scare the shit out of ya.  Head over to my website for a free download of my new short story, Click on the link to get there:  http://jflushing.wixsite.com/jflushing.

Double Deuce Day

Get your ass over to Amazon.com tomorrow (February 2) to check out everyone's favorite turd, Big Al, as he explains the many ways to celebrate the International Shitz Festival of Feces known as Double Deuce Day!  Join in this amazing gala of Poop Culture by reading Poop Is Good for FREE!  Get in touch with your inner poopie and have a shit-load-of-fun at the same time!!  Poop Is Good...read it for FREE tomorrow only on Amazon.com!

Shit Happens

Just about the time that you think that you have your shit together and your truly rolling along...BAM! That's right, out of left field somewhere comes some crap that you just didn't see.  You can understand how that could become a really big mess (pun intended!).  With this said, I have had some minor issues with being able to get the next installment in the Adventures of Big Al saga out on time.  I know that you're all sitting out there thinking to yourself well that's kind of shitty.  Now I don't disagree with you.  Heck, I pretty darn disappointed myself.  I want you all to be able to get your fill of my favorite little Shitz and his buddy Duncan.  Just know that I'm working on it and will get out an update as soon s I can.  Until then, keep the crap real!